February 2012
684 posts
People who complain about an assessment for the whole week and then mysteriously don’t come in on assessment day and leave me to do their part and losing marks because I hadn’t done HER work.
100460:
help im wasting time on the internet again
wvnderbar:
more sad news from hollywood today: rapper pitbull was found alive in his apartment earlier this morning by a family member
“You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?!”
– (via comeandbreakmyheart)
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
